From the Tank Tiger
Is there anything less relevant than an NFL preseason game? Hold my beer…perhaps it’s headlines claiming the Strait of Hormuz is 'totally fine.' Cue up Pygmalion. Watching the news coming over the wire right now feels like letting a toddler loose in your living room with a open paint can—messy, expensive, and guaranteed to ruin your weekend. Brent touched $88.52 and on Mon…