My ducks are not in a row

At this point I'm pretty sure my ducks have migrated for the winter leaving behind no forwarding address, no postcard with a “wish you were here” lie, and no courtesy goodbye quack. They’re probably in some place they have no business being after wandering off course because they were distracted by some shiny object in the distance. Even if they had not disappeared without a trace I doubt...

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