Talks too Much

I can’t count the number of report cards that I brought home with “talks too much” written in red ink. My mom kept lemon juice, tea, and honey well stocked for many reasons not the least of which being the sheer volume of sore throats I had after any extended amount of excitement. My stepdad often said I could talk the ear off a corn cob – which always sounded surprisingly southern comi...

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